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Apr 30, 2008 21:39:14 GMT -4
Post by jeepgirl on Apr 30, 2008 21:39:14 GMT -4
you can go by yourself and play with your rod and reel but you can't go with me if thats what your going to bring. ;D
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May 6, 2008 19:37:35 GMT -4
Post by jeepgirl on May 6, 2008 19:37:35 GMT -4
how about a brain teaser?
A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
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May 7, 2008 8:24:15 GMT -4
Post by jeepgirl on May 7, 2008 8:24:15 GMT -4
Ok...that was an easy one... here is another
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
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May 7, 2008 14:03:22 GMT -4
Post by jeepgirl on May 7, 2008 14:03:22 GMT -4
are you looking these up? ;D ;D
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May 7, 2008 19:21:22 GMT -4
Post by jeepgirl on May 7, 2008 19:21:22 GMT -4
ok... here is another one
There are two plastic jugs filled with water. How could you put all of this water into a barrel, without using the jugs or any dividers, and still tell which water came from which jug?
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May 9, 2008 8:30:36 GMT -4
Post by jeepgirl on May 9, 2008 8:30:36 GMT -4
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
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May 9, 2008 21:27:55 GMT -4
Post by jeepgirl on May 9, 2008 21:27:55 GMT -4
This one took me a while... I'm sure you will get it right away though..... This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out.
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May 9, 2008 23:05:00 GMT -4
Post by nance1597 on May 9, 2008 23:05:00 GMT -4
There are no 'E's in the whole paragraph.
What can travel around the world but always stay in the corner?
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May 11, 2008 8:40:18 GMT -4
Post by nance1597 on May 11, 2008 8:40:18 GMT -4
Nope
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May 11, 2008 11:24:30 GMT -4
Post by nance1597 on May 11, 2008 11:24:30 GMT -4
Yep you got it Jeeptrick. Are you cheating?
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May 12, 2008 5:29:32 GMT -4
Post by nance1597 on May 12, 2008 5:29:32 GMT -4
;DShe's one smart lady
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May 12, 2008 16:00:04 GMT -4
Post by jeepgirl on May 12, 2008 16:00:04 GMT -4
very good nance.....k jeeptrick... you do one... now you will keep us guessing
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May 12, 2008 22:55:12 GMT -4
Post by tomg1009 on May 12, 2008 22:55:12 GMT -4
It would on the Powerpoint bridge
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May 13, 2008 6:35:41 GMT -4
Post by nance1597 on May 13, 2008 6:35:41 GMT -4
Not if he let out a few pounds of air
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May 13, 2008 7:25:38 GMT -4
Post by jeepgirl on May 13, 2008 7:25:38 GMT -4
good answer nance... i was thinking he was losing something out of his truck..but then I was thinking, if he made it 1/2 way across, he would have burned some gas... but I don't know.
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